Gentlemen, and also Ladies.  I'm a TER member from the frozen hinterlands of Minnesota (where our football team sucks more than yours).

I have been sentenced to spend this week in the south burbs of Chicago with relatives.  I fully expect this to get boring and was looking for advice on how to brighten up my visit on Wednesday or Thursday afternoon this week.
Now don't give me the usual sarcastic "use the search function" nonsense, (this isn't my first day on the job), and I'm heading south tomorrow (last minute decision), and I don't have time to search all those damn burbs you have down there, and then send PM's all over the place and wait for replies.  I'm looking for incall along I-80 from the Orland area to Indiana.  I'm used to wandering in the woods, not wandering Chi-Town streets, so not too far off I-80.  As a Minnesotan, I'm thinking blonde, (not required), athletic, (I used to be LOL), and ummm large ummm, well...you get my drift.  

I'd appreciate any PM's with advice and I promise not to bring the weather down with me.

And for ladies, I'm Datecheck and P411 approved.

Thanks ahead of time, and I surely hope your Bears knock some the arrogance from the Packer fans on Sunday!