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Guys: What was your favorite NCNS? (Not trolling)
some-guy 6 Reviews 1188 reads
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First off: This is not meant as a troll.

I repeat: This is not a troll.

But I would have to say my favorite NCNS was last year when I was on my way to see my ATF, and I saw there was a Going out of business sale at Filene's Basement. I really needed to get a new pair of snow boots, and they had the perfect ones half off. So I reach for the phone to give my ATF enough notice to make other plans, and wouldn't you know it -- I got attacked by a stray Moose who made his way out of the Moose exhibit at Lincoln Park Zoo.  

As I lied there in the hospital awaiting surgery, it occurred to me that I was missing out on a meeting with my ATF. As I began to panic, I reached for my phone to pull up TER. It was then that I realized that she was only in the late 20's on the TER "Top 100" list. Which meant there were at least 19-ish others I could call, should this incident upset her enough to dump me as a client.

Anyway -- long story short, I eventually got the boots. And they're the best damn snow boots I've ever owned

macdaddy1944648 reads

now i know why TER has an " ignore " button..

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Debra_Hollander644 reads

Your cousin-is-a-pornstar tale was removed and this is all you've got??

As an exercise in creative writing, it's not too bad.   But I'm sure you can do better.  

 
I have faith.  

 

LMAO!!!
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo

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Oldtimemonger507 reads

Posted By: DebbieNoonerGirl
Your cousin-is-a-pornstar tale was removed and this is all you've got??  
   
 As an exercise in creative writing, it's not too bad.   But I'm sure you can do better.    
   
   
 I have faith.    
   
   
   
 LMAO!!!  
 xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo
Well, you have to admit his cousin was pretty hot. I don't know why they removed that thread.

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GBsmiling515 reads

For your best material but I am sure your putting those boots to good use.

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Foodyguy502 reads

How else would you have him wade through the shit he puts up on the board?

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GaGambler791 reads

but really are a fucking moron. Again, this is NOT a flame, just a simple statement of fact.

You aren't by chance related to MtDooDooKing, are you?

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Foodyguy414 reads

The moose is still doing porn.

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London Rayne618 reads

Posted By: some-guy
First off: This is not meant as a troll.  
   
 I repeat: This is not a troll.  
   
 But I would have to say my favorite NCNS was last year when I was on my way to see my ATF, and I saw there was a Going out of business sale at Filene's Basement. I really needed to get a new pair of snow boots, and they had the perfect ones half off. So I reach for the phone to give my ATF enough notice to make other plans, and wouldn't you know it -- I got attacked by a stray Moose who made his way out of the Moose exhibit at Lincoln Park Zoo.  
   
 As I lied there in the hospital awaiting surgery, it occurred to me that I was missing out on a meeting with my ATF. As I began to panic, I reached for my phone to pull up TER. It was then that I realized that she was only in the late 20's on the TER "Top 100" list. Which meant there were at least 19-ish others I could call, should this incident upset her enough to dump me as a client.  
   
 Anyway -- long story short, I eventually got the boots. And they're the best damn snow boots I've ever owned.  
 

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GaGambler493 reads

He should have filled his arsenic prescription instead.

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London Rayne453 reads

Well, I figured death was too easy lol. Let him just sleep for a week.

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