Happy Holidays! Also, looking for PM advice

So I've finally settled on a date to visit (I think), but I never really stayed downtown much, and I need advice (ladies and gents please) IN A PM preferably, on which hotels to AVOID downtown, due to being low-traffic, having key-card access, being in a shitty area, Etc..  Etc..

I miss my City, dammit!!

even for a foodie.

YAYAYAYAYYYY!!  I HAVE MISSSED YOU!  We gotta get back our perv club!!

I say we build a clubhouse, put holes in the walls, and spend the weekend paying homage to whatever gets poked through the holes....

Do I get any credit for introducing you two lovely ladies????

And what an Introduction!  You have changed my life; I am eternally grateful.

Now why I am topless, alone in my apartment, without a doll in my closet???  WHY?!?!?

...........come true, she's back!!!  Let us know when you'll be here!!!