Im looking for a good way to celebrate a mid life crisis birthday next weekend. I need to find something that I will be out of this world.  I am mid 30's, caucasion and rs2k. Something outcall and most likely the south west burbs.  Interested in a longer engagement, maybe even some time at the casinos. I am a breast man, but a spinner or role player is pretty cool too.

Dude, you have a minimum of 15 years before you should have that.  You can now run for President, you could still be world class in most sports and AARP and the senior soup discount are still years away. So take your young ass and have a great birthday!!!  BTW...mine is next weekend too and I am a fossil fart, but still got lead in the pencil

Hey there cubbie, I have a set of melons that would enjoy entertaining you.  

My name is Tia, and I sent you a message by the way.

To everyone - thansk for teh messages, I will be responding soon, snce I have my VIP back.

providers - feel free to reach out, my weekend is still open.