Lots of happy dicks hopping around this winter, 'eh?
Chicago is the best city ever - wanted to wish everybody happy shopping, and happy ho-hunting this year - since you know your dicks aren't going to snap off due to -50 below windchill! xoxoxo
It is not about dicks snapping off - when it is cold the question becomes whether it is an inny or an outie and I am not talking about a belly button Hard to be confident Ho hunting when you have to find your dick, you know? Thank goodness for warm weather, y'all enjoy the season and the weather before you freeze your asses off.
If I have learned anything after living here for 60+ years, it's never believe any prediction about the upcoming winter.....could be a breeze and could be a bitch.
Either way, it's gonna get cold, and in the words of Tom Waits, "colder than a well-digger's ass".
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