Please be patient if you've PM'd me. I'll have it back by next week hopefully.

I waited for a response from you for 3 days my dear. An email and another question on your reservation form that went unanswered. I told you I had a concern about your location. I still have no VMs on my phone, are you sure you called ME? You had the correct number.

I didn't stand you up, at least not on purpose. I'd have to be out of my mind to do such a thing and I'm pretty sure I have at least 10-15 more good years before I lose my mind. We simply didn't communicate and things got messed up. Sorry it didn't work out...

especially for a homophobe like me... Better go check if my balls are still attached, be back later.

Actually, it was a knee-jerk reaction to YOUR low blow.