Does anyone know of any adult action (escorts, massage, strip clubs) happenning in this neck of the woods. I'll be down here for a few days and hope to find something or someone.

It's too rural of an area to maintian an adult industry.  There are 2 strip clubs about 100 miles east - Big Als' in Peoria and Club Cabaret in East Peoria which are very good (full nude and liquor), but I highly doubt that any of the dancers escort.  I think there are a couple of providers who work out of Bloomington, but I've never had any experience with them.  

Good luck, if all else fails go to the "Change Of Pace", no "adult" action, but an excellent bar.  "The Ritz" used to be a sorority hang out, maybe you can get lucky there.