ANSWERS MALES HAVE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR!

Q: WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS?
A: The same as a French kiss, but 'down under'.

Q: WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS?
A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.

Q: WHY WERE ALL HURRICANES NAMED AFTER WOMEN?
A: Because when they come, they're wild and wet, and when they go, they take your house and car with them..

Q: WHY DO GIRLS RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP IN THE MORNING?
A: Because they don't have any balls to scratch...

BONUS QUESTIONS & ANSWERS

Q: WHAT IS A MAN'S ULYIMATE EMBARRASSMENT?
A: Running into a wall with an erection and breaking his nose.

Nominated as the world's best short joke
Q. A 3-YEAR-OLD BOY EXAMINED HIS TESTICLES WHILE TAKING A BATH. 'MOM', HE ASKED, 'ARE THESE MY BRAINS?'
A. 'Not yet,' she replied