This is hilarious!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V_UL9ajNJxI

-- Modified on 1/11/2010 10:13:57 AM

I went to see the doctor just after I moved into town.  In walks this voluptuous, beautiful blonde with full D cups, a small waist and a nice firm, round ass.  She introduces herself and begins taking my medical history and questioning me on the medical issues I'm having.  Finally, she stops taking notes and says, "Well Mr. Smith, the first thing I need to tell you is that you really need to stop masturbating."  "Why?" I replied.  "Well, because it's making it difficult for me to complete my examination."

A young man and a girl were on a date. He was getting hot and finally said, "Let's fuck". She said, "Oh no. I never do that". So he said, "Well, how about a blow job". She said, "Oh no. I don't do that either". Finally he said," How about giving me a hand job." She said she didn't know how to do that. So he said, " You remember when you were a kid, you used to shake a soda bottle until the pressure built up and it squirted? Just do it like that." So she took hold of his cock and began. Soon suddenly began to scream. She said, "What's the matter?" He screamed, "TAKE YOUR THUMB OFF THE END OF IT."

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