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Posted By: Foodyguy
A cowboy walks into a bar and sits next to another guy. They soon get
into a deep discussion about their sex lives and after a few the
cowboy asks the other dude, "Have you ever heard of the Rodeo
Position?" The other man said he hadn't so the cowboy continued in
saying "Well, you mount your provider from behind, cup her breasts
firmly, and say "Hey,these are almost as good as your sister's". See if
you can stay on for 8 seconds."

MidwesternMaple839 reads

So - on my flight back from the east coast, was brainstorming for Chi-land meet & Greets.

I would love a State-Fair-Themed Meet & Greet.

Features:

A Clown who makes Magnum-XL-Condom balloons into hats & dogs.

A bra unhooking competition.

A silent dessert & date auction. (Providers whip up their secret dessert recipe. Hobbyists bid for the dessert...and THE DESSERT).

Folk/country music performance & taxi-dancing-tickets.

Nuru-wrestling.

Naked Twister game.

****

Thoughts?

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RogueLuver419 reads


There was a time I was a 4-hook champ.....Thanks Maple, you make a drury day go full sun!
 

Posted By: MidwesternMaple
So - on my flight back from the east coast, was brainstorming for Chi-land meet & Greets.

I would love a State-Fair-Themed Meet & Greet.

Features:

A Clown who makes Magnum-XL-Condom balloons into hats & dogs.

A bra unhooking competition.

A silent dessert & date auction. (Providers whip up their secret dessert recipe. Hobbyists bid for the dessert...and THE DESSERT).

Folk/country music performance & taxi-dancing-tickets.

Nuru-wrestling.

Naked Twister game.

****

Thoughts?

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Fair_Use453 reads

A testing of providers sounds good. Maybe a blindfolded DATY test. Whomever can identify the lady through just tasting goes to a second round of dessert tasting — DATO!

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macdaddy1944366 reads

you forgot the fuck-buddy rodeo..that is always fun..all the boys get to ride the fillies..whoever stays on [ or in ] the longest wins..i always drop out ..

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Foodyguy391 reads

A cowboy walks into a bar and sits next to another guy. They soon get
into a deep discussion about their sex lives and after a few the
cowboy asks the other dude, "Have you ever heard of the Rodeo
Position?" The other man said he hadn't so the cowboy continued in
saying "Well, you mount your provider from behind, cup her breasts
firmly, and say "Hey,these are almost as good as your sister's". See if
you can stay on for 8 seconds."

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CubbieFan2387 reads

Posted By: Foodyguy
A cowboy walks into a bar and sits next to another guy. They soon get
into a deep discussion about their sex lives and after a few the
cowboy asks the other dude, "Have you ever heard of the Rodeo
Position?" The other man said he hadn't so the cowboy continued in
saying "Well, you mount your provider from behind, cup her breasts
firmly, and say "Hey,these are almost as good as your sister's". See if
you can stay on for 8 seconds."

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MidwesternMaple619 reads

Lol...

You boys just took my PG-13 suggestion and made it X-Rated.

So while I love your suggestions, we all know it will most likely stay PG-13.

xoxo ;-)

Maple

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holdmybearclaw417 reads

Just send him a few boxes of Dunkin Donuts, he'll be quiet LOL

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SaRa-n-Milwaukee421 reads

You can definitely count me in, and I'm sure I'll bring my sexy playmate ;) wink
I'd love to cum to the Windy City for another m&g. .
Smooches
Sara

Related Link: http://www.sara4u.escort-site.com

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MorganManners364 reads

I actually do a bit of clowning on the side. One of my fav adult party tricks is to make a strap-on out of a long balloon. Yes, they are usable! And I can even make it doubly insertable ;)

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amberamber394 reads

When I lived in Minnesota I used to advertise "amber on a stick" since everything there is on a stick.

Xoxo

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giselle69280 reads

Color me excited and totally in!

XXX-Giselle

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