I think my wife and family would be much less disappointed if they knew I were screwing around with a member of the tribe.  I need someone I can eat the gefilte fish with after I eat the pussy fish.

Yes this is a joke.  Respond if you want to.

And play with your matzo balls,   tongue your Kishke.   I will help you put a yamulka on both your heads.

Ok that gave me a hard Kosher salami.  Where do I sign up?

but here's one for you. At least she advertisers herself that way.

(you have mail.)

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That's funny, and I'm not Jewish. Move to NYC. I'm sure you can find a nice Jewish American Provider.

For the rest of my fellow goyim, (gentiles) NYC has the largest concentration of Jews in the world.  There are almost 10x population of Jewish people in NYC as in Chicago. Half as many in NYC as in all Israel.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_Jews#Significant_Jewish_population_centers

We celebrated Chanukah AND Christmas in my house when I was growing up. I can take on the role of a Jewish princess with ease. I always did love lighting the menorah and spinning the dreidel. Ok....I loved the 8 days of gifts and a tree full of presents more than anything! However, you're never going to get me to eat gefilte fish again! Paaaaatoooweeee! Matzah ball soup- I'm so in!

Kisses,

Veronica Sweets