Ok so I have searched and searched today and it seems everyone that is available is far away from where I am at. I know I should just go somewhere but I will give this a try. Anyone available in the South Suburbs?

Sorry...couldn't resist.

And he's probably not your type.

Good luck on the search.

Hey don't shoot the messenger

I clearly heard Jim say in his press conference that he needed to spend more time with his family (and friends maybe?)!

Anyhow...he is available now!

Any chance he'll take Zambrano with him wherever he ends up?  Please!