See now , what I would do if I were a dude, I'd work out near a providers place so I can hurry on over  
woody and all. You should consider wearing scrubs so you can make a quick dash with that woody

I think its wild and wonderful that you have the stamina . But if you happen to feel a tent pitching I think  
you should apply for a position as a clergy so you will have more than scrubs to cover woody up . You have the stamina of a dirty thirty year old . I like it !  What do I think? I think she may have known it . I think she wore that barely covering dress just for you.

I do not get stiffs though I wish I was in your locker room!