The madam opened the brothel door in San Antonio and saw a rather
Dignified, well-dressed, good-looking man in his late forties or early
Fifties.

'May I help you sir?' she asked.

'I want to see  Valerie,' the man replied.

'Sir, Valerie is one of our most  expensive ladies. Perhaps you would
Prefer someone else', said the madam.

'No, I must see Valerie,' he replied.

Just then, Valerie  appeared and announced to the man she charged $5000 a
Visit. Without  hesitation, the man pulled out five thousand dollars and gave
It to  Valerie, and they went upstairs. After an hour, the man calmly left.


The next night, the man appeared again, once more demanding to see
Valerie. Valerie explained that no one had ever come back two nights in a
Row as
She was too expensive. But there were no discounts. The price was  still
$5000.

Again, the man pulled out the money, gave it to  Valerie, and they went
Upstairs. After an hour, he left.

The  following night the man was there yet again. Everyone was astounded
That  he had come for a third consecutive night, but he paid Valerie and they
Went upstairs.

After their session, Valerie said to the man, 'No  one has ever been with
Me three nights in a row. Where are you from?'

The man replied, ' Corpus Christi '.

'Really', she said.  'I have family in Corpus.'

'I know.' the man said. 'Your sister  died, and I am her attorney. She
Asked me to give you your $15,000  inheritance.'

The moral of the story is that 3 things in life are  certain.

1. Death

2. Taxes

3. Being screwed by a  lawyer

That was a good one