Great Mountain Getaway!!!!!

I took one of my ATF’s to a remote log cabin resort way up in the mountains of Wyoming. We registered on Saturday and virtually did not leave the cabin for five days. An elderly couple ran the resort, and bless their hearts grew concerned about our welfare as they seldom saw us. The old man decided to go and see if we were all right. He knocked on the door of the cabin and asked if we were OK. "Yes, we're fine. We're living on the fruits of love".  The old man replied, "I thought so ...but would you mind not throwing the peelings out the window ... they're choking my ducks!"