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cellman 13 Reviews 1001 reads
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Next time you're having sex, stop in the middle of it. When she ask what you're doing say, Shhhh i saw this in a porno once, its called buffering.

Unless he says "wait, I saw this in a porno once" then he takes off his shirt and starts cleaning your pool.

**Sorry, that's like an 80's porn reference :

LOL, it's impossible to hit your head when you're "buffering" or as we older guys call it, taking a breather :-)

Everything about this entire threat is COMEDY! Thank you!!!!!!

Posted By: cellman
Next time you're having sex, stop in the middle of it. When she ask what you're doing say, Shhhh i saw this in a porno once, its called buffering.

Posted By: cellman
Next time you're having sex, stop in the middle of it. When she ask what you're doing say, Shhhh i saw this in a porno once, its called buffering.

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