Chicago
LMAO!
Watches can scratch a lady's smooth silky sensitive skin and she won't be happy when she realizes she has a scratch on her body. Neither will her upcoming clients who expect her to have a flawless body (we can dream right?). Mens' watch bands can have sharp edges and can also pinch her skin if the band opens during play time. Playing safe also includes leaving no unintended visible wounds on your playtime partner. Notice I said unintended wounds which doesn't include a red butt from spanking. 
Ever been spanked Giselle?
PP
A certain relatively well-known Chicago hobbyist recently left his hobby phone at an appointment. The provider who he left the phone with met up with me and gave me his phone to return to him.
Now, in the spirit of good fun, should I?
A) return it to him immediately and not razz him about his forgetfulness (no, its not the first time he has left items behind at provider appointments)?
B) call a few dozen countries and find out what the current time and temperature is?
C) go to a gay bar and write "for a good time call" and then his number on the washroom stall?
D) call the psychic friends network and get a few readings and charge them to the phone?
E) remove his number from the "do not call" registry?
F) go to an online "Auto Insurance Mall" and ask for insurance quotes, via return phone call, for a 1971 AMC Gremlin?
G) call a few dozen countries and ask how to say the following phrases in their respective languages:
* Great tits babe and
* My tongue is so long that I can lick my own eyebrows
* Want to see my penis
(Who knows, these phrases can come in handy for this hobbyist if he travels internationally)
H) change his ringtone to "Stroken" by Clarence Carter?
I) find an x-rated photo of a man's penis and set it as his screen saver? Also text this photo to all of his contacts (male and female) with a note that says "I am thinking about you baby!"
J) try to crack his voicemail password and replace the voicemail message with something strange and funny like "Hi, this is XXXX, I can't come to the phone right now. However, if this is the doctor from San Rafael Hospital in Trinidad, Colorado, please call ONLY between the hours of 9 and 5 as I cannot answer the phone when my SO is around. I haven't told her yet!"
Or should I be nice, now that he has been sufficiently embarrassed (as he knows who he is), and give him back his phone. Of course I will!!!
Just a reminder... guys when you visit a provider, keep your valuables in one place. This includes your wallet, watch, sunglasses and cell phones.
Now, in the spirit of good fun, should I?
A) return it to him immediately and not razz him about his forgetfulness (no, its not the first time he has left items behind at provider appointments)?
B) call a few dozen countries and find out what the current time and temperature is?
C) go to a gay bar and write "for a good time call" and then his number on the washroom stall?
D) call the psychic friends network and get a few readings and charge them to the phone?
E) remove his number from the "do not call" registry?
F) go to an online "Auto Insurance Mall" and ask for insurance quotes, via return phone call, for a 1971 AMC Gremlin?
G) call a few dozen countries and ask how to say the following phrases in their respective languages:
* Great tits babe and
* My tongue is so long that I can lick my own eyebrows
* Want to see my penis
(Who knows, these phrases can come in handy for this hobbyist if he travels internationally)
H) change his ringtone to "Stroken" by Clarence Carter?
I) find an x-rated photo of a man's penis and set it as his screen saver? Also text this photo to all of his contacts (male and female) with a note that says "I am thinking about you baby!"
J) try to crack his voicemail password and replace the voicemail message with something strange and funny like "Hi, this is XXXX, I can't come to the phone right now. However, if this is the doctor from San Rafael Hospital in Trinidad, Colorado, please call ONLY between the hours of 9 and 5 as I cannot answer the phone when my SO is around. I haven't told her yet!"
Or should I be nice, now that he has been sufficiently embarrassed (as he knows who he is), and give him back his phone. Of course I will!!!
Just a reminder... guys when you visit a provider, keep your valuables in one place. This includes your wallet, watch, sunglasses and cell phones.
sometimes a penis is G-rated. I think you need to examine this closer Sin.
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By "this", I mean your assumptions of course