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o.k., so here's the deal......hands off!!
tullamoredew 1134 reads
posted
1 / 16

booked a session with a provider on this board, but not until 8 weeks from today. I told her that I'm going to "delay" any "release" until then...wish me luck.........I have lasted that long before, but it's no picnic.

ames54 4 Reviews 762 reads
posted
2 / 16

I'm curious what this will accomplish?  Do you want multiple pops? I imagine that first one will be like prom night.

HangingwithBears 489 reads
posted
3 / 16

Man, you must have some willpower. That's longer than you have to wait after the SO's pregnancy is over. Unless you're in a Seinfeld masturbation contest, good luck with that. :-)

Veronica Chase See my TER Reviews 620 reads
posted
4 / 16

I hope you have better luck...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oi68hPMinAI&feature=youtube_gdata

I can't pass up a Sienfeld clip!

Xoxo
VC

SmegmaJones 30 Reviews 823 reads
posted
6 / 16

Good luck with that....I sure hope she doesn't NCNS on you!  If she does we will all probably hear the 'POP' of your nuts exploding so no need to post a message about it.  Either that or we will see the news headline 'Man seen masterbating in car while driving aimlessly around downtown...he was said to have been yelling "8 WEEKS...8 WEEKS!!" when they dragged him off to the loony bin'

SMEGMA!!

thick 563 reads
posted
7 / 16
Sinful1 See my TER Reviews 1133 reads
posted
8 / 16

Now just think of this sexy hot lady, opening the door, wearing a sexy nightgown, thigh highs and heels.  She greets you at the door with a deep french kiss, as she pulls you closer to you, sliding her hand down your body and finding your crotch.

She smiles at you and says "looks like you brought me a present" as she drops to her knees and unzips your pants and takes your cock into her mouth and says that she just has to unwrap her hot and sexy present.

Then she walks to the bed, undressing on the way, and lays down naked and taps the bed inviting you to join her.  You remove your clothes and lay next to her naked body running your hands on her breasts before slowly licking them.  You make your way down her body with your tongue as she arches her back with pleasure...

Its going to be a long few weeks.  Sucks to be you right now!!  Lol

(Edited for typos--damn PDA)

-- Modified on 3/29/2010 1:19:13 PM

thick 704 reads
posted
9 / 16

I know I almost lost it while reading your post.....HOT.....

-- Modified on 3/29/2010 1:40:48 PM

Angela_Petite2 See my TER Reviews 614 reads
posted
12 / 16

I've had one of my regulars do the same but
he only lasts under 72 hrs.Let us know
how long you can stay dormant for and good luck!

tullamoredew 673 reads
posted
13 / 16

I may not make it past the point where the lady opens the door--and she could be wearing a clown costume AND a chastity belt. It may not matter much...........

tullamoredew 670 reads
posted
14 / 16

So far, so good..for a mere 8 days now..I'll let y'all know my "progress"...I may become a tad snippy at people...

PeterPickle 730 reads
posted
15 / 16

In "The Contest" (aka Master of your domain)  episode of Seinfeld , Kramer saw the hot woman in the window and he was bam! , he was out of the contest before it even started.

My money is that a hobbiest will not even last as long as Kramer did and it will be a very short lived experiment !

193892 42 Reviews 501 reads
posted
16 / 16

Your posts can be adjusted if necessary  ;-)

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