They are the best GFE providers.

So you are visiting our fair city and you know the weather is cold.  Perhaps you are searching for a warm (or hot) diversion.

You post a vague ISO Post (hopefully not using an alias as many Chicgo gents will not respond publicly.  OOPS)

Hobbyist 1 PMs you about his favorute "full figured" lady.  Ah, but you prefer a different body type.  

Hobbyist 2 PMs you about a lady with pornstar-boobs.  You prefer that. The lady's boobs are real.

Hobbyist 3 PMs you about his favorite MILF.  You like them young.

Hobbyist 4 PMs you about a super hot ebony lady.  You prefer to see a caucasian this trip.

Hobbyist 5 PMs you about a lady who is young and hot.  Ouch, her donation is out of your price range.

Hobbyist 6 PMs you about a lady who seems ideal.  Oops, she requires RS2K o P411.  She does not see anyone who just uses whitelisting or references.  You are out of luck.

Hobbyist 7 PMs about a lady who seems ideal.  OOPS again.  NO CIM.

Hobbyist 8 PMs you about a lady, but she has one review.  His.  And he has never written another one.  You are leery.

Hoobbyist 9 PMs you about another MILF.  Again, not your age range.

Hobbyist 10 PMs you about another lady, but you like the Islands and she does not speak Greek.

Hobbyist 11 PMs you with a great prospect.  Oops, you do not have a Vehicle  and are staying downtown and need outcall (to your hotel) or incall to her by cab. She is an hour away and a you do not want to spend 200.00 in cabFare.

Hobbyist 12 PMs you the name of a great DOM.  You have not been spanked since you were 12 and plan to keep it that way.

Hobbyist 13 PMs you the name of a sexy TS.  You prefer a lady who is not a TS.

Now all these hobbyists have taken time to try and help you!  And, in actuality, have wasted their time as none of them offered any assistance that was of use to you.  

MULTIPLY that by the number of vague ISO posts and its no wonder Chicago hobbyists lose patience.

Now had you said:

I" am visiting DT Chicago and am looking for a hot, "spinner",  between the ages of 20 and 29.  Someone who offers mediteranian language lessons, who likes french and is a finisher and who is either has a downtown incall or offers outcall and who is either caucasian or latina.  I have multiple whitelist referrals" and my budget is up to XXXX",

Now, if any hobbyist (or lady for that matter) knows someone who fits the bill, they can PM you with some information you can use.

Otherwise, the only requirement anyone knows that you have is that "THE PROVIDER MUST HAVE A PULSE.". (I hope there are no necrophiliacs out there looking for Zonbie Escorts!)






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and "dead girl" before.  But okay I will admit that they were MY requests and not my client's.  I always say when people ask me what is the craziest thing a client has asked me to do... silly I am the one that asks THEM to do way more freakier shit than they ask me!

I went to a bdsm club and then a swing club one year as a dead girl... just walked in with a sign that said "dead girls cant say no" and fell down dead.   Got USED LOTS of course.. in all kinds of yummy ways... while staying "dead" the whole time.

DISCLAIMER: Let me be clear.. this is ROLEPLAY. I have no desire to actually END UP dead in my sex games.

Thanks for the disclaimer Bebe!  

Posted By: bebedoll

and "dead girl" before.  But okay I will admit that they were MY requests and not my client's.  I always say when people ask me what is the craziest thing a client has asked me to do... silly I am the one that asks THEM to do way more freakier shit than they ask me!

I went to a bdsm club and then a swing club one year as a dead girl... just walked in with a sign that said "dead girls cant say no" and fell down dead.   Got USED LOTS of course.. in all kinds of yummy ways... while staying "dead" the whole time.

DISCLAIMER: Let me be clear.. this is ROLEPLAY. I have no desire to actually END UP dead in my sex games.

Nothing hotter than digging up my favorite zombie perv girl and using her until she can't stay still no matter how hard she tries...

Bring me the doll, for she amuses me much.

--J