But I did hear you do dress a little funny.

 
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...lots of otc time at the party working the entire time keeping all the drunk employees happy, as well as the banquet hall employees in line.  
 
Hard work. Many dinner parties I had to host off the clock.  
 
BUT it's on my resume and gives me great experience for future endeavors.  
 
I can see what you're saying; however, people know their limitations, and some have to choose what to do and what not to do with their time. It's a time and limitation factor perhaps.