The title on the link was "Would you cheat on this woman?"

My response - feel free to print and retain the following cheat sheet for just such an emergency.

Generally, most relationships follow this time table - your mileage may vary.

Week 1: It's not technically cheating since we never, you know, actually did it.
Week 2: It's not cheating because I didn't know you wanted us to be exclusive yet, didn't want to be the one putting too much pressure on you, because you're too important to me. I only went there in the first place to get my mind off how much I've been thinking about you - look, I hate to sound nuts, it's only been a few weeks since we met but, this is nuts, I think - I KNOW I'm in love with you.
Week 3: It's not cheating, baby, it's a threesome.
Week 4: You've all met, right? Excellent, let's get the boundaries and safe words settled and get going, eh? No boundaries this way, left my watch and phone in the car and my safe word is Reptile, unless that's taken.
Week 5: It's not cheating if I'm driving, baby, you know that - it's a safety precaution, keeps us all alert.
Week 6: No, I didn't get any message - what's up?
Week 7: Are you kidding me? Look, here's three signed releases and a distribution contract with Vivid - it's my job, baby, that's all.
Week 8: I did what was necessary to ensure the safety of the hostages - what was I supposed to do? Blow my cover at the 11th hour with Blofeld right there, waiting for one hint of betrayal?
Week 9: Yeah, fine, whatever.
Week 10: Honey? Something's wrong with the lock and some asshole hung up a joke restraining order on the front - HEY, wait a sec!