his LiveStrong bracelet.

Don't mess with him.

Supposedly in an Australian newspaper. Could not confirm.                                    

A man from Woodbridge, West Australia went to the hospital to have his wedding ring cut off from around his penis.

According to the nurse attending the operation, the patient’s girlfriend found the ring in his pants pocket. She didn’t know he was married, and she was so mad that she used petroleum jelly to “slip” the ring around his penis while he was asleep.
I don’t know what’s worse:
1.       Having your girlfriend find out you’re married.
2.       Explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your penis.
OR
3.        Finding out your penis fits through your wedding ring

Tough Call. You Decide

Ouch, I'm feeling the pain, not good...

Unless you have the fattest fingers in history, even if you are a grower and not a shower, NO WAY.

thats so great, i duno id be more worried about why it fits, cuz in the longrun his penis is what will get him the chicks.. lol, right?????????????