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I had two great experiences in cars. Well, maybe one was just good but the other was fantastic.

The good one, almost 50 years ago, was about 8 pm getting a HJ while driving down the West Side Highway in NYC doing 50 mph. All was well until my right foot started bouncing up and down on the gas pedal.

The other, about 35 years ago, was during an affair with someone from my industry after a convention. Driving down the Sunset Strip about 3 pm, she felt adventurous and insisted on giving me a BJ while I was driving. I lost the wood every time we stopped at a traffic light but still reached the happy ending.

Ah, youth. Where are you when I need you?  LOL

Posted By: NDIB
liked to go down on me while I was driving.  A long time ago but brings back happy memories.

It got me to thinking of a movie I recall seeing a while back where this fella had to do some quick work on a computer while this gal performed a BBBJ...and if he screwed up, bad things were going to happen.

So I was just pondering how I would actually perform on a complex return if a gal was doing a BBBJCIMNQNS....

It would be interesting to see what the taxpayer's return would look like...depending on the results.

So have any of you gal's done anything like this to a fella?  What if I was putting together your return....would that influence you in any way?  I have a hunch it might influence me :)

And yep...there's definitely plenty of room "under the desk" :)

you just get me so "worked up" that the poor taxpayer's return ends up with a humongous balance due?

Just what excuse do you think I could throw out there. And it better be a doozy...or I will have to hold YOU personally responsible...and the penalties will be "quite stiff"!!

Eh...maybe it won't matter since it's only Rod B's personal return and he's clearly in NO position to argue the results.

But I can make sure that Illinois has a HUGE refund to his Corporation...and they will probably be paying that out right around the time he is getting out of Colorado!  Fortunately for Patty Illinois will pay that personal State refund timely :)  I'm guessing she'll need all the help she can get.

I already filed my taxes and my accountant is really good at finding me deductions.  
But only where his fees are concerned;)
The rest is best left to the professionals...at least that's what I always say.
I do like the idea of going under the desk though...better if you have an appointment lined up and have to secretly keep your composure;)

I might have to ask for an "extention" while someone helps me "figure" it out.
lol

sat in the front row as I lectured on AMT, AGI, TI, FTC, Forms after forms...

And just crossed your legs, smiled and "pretended to know' what in the hell I was talking about?

And yet you still got an A in the class??

Now...do your research on BBBJCIMNQNS and I expect a five page report...single spaced on the topic.

Or else!

sat in the middle, asked all the questions and still got the A.
Now be a good boy and finish your work on time and I'll let you have a treat;)

And why not?

Were you just leading the instructor on with "your questions"?  

You're supposed to be answering "his questions".

But you would have potential if that is how you Aced all your classes...always "reverse the questions!

Great minds do indeed think alike :)

TIT, ASS, CUM, BBBJ, DATY. Sorry, I realize that two of these violate the TLA rules - like I care :-)

liked to go down on me while I was driving.  A long time ago but brings back happy memories.

I had two great experiences in cars. Well, maybe one was just good but the other was fantastic.

The good one, almost 50 years ago, was about 8 pm getting a HJ while driving down the West Side Highway in NYC doing 50 mph. All was well until my right foot started bouncing up and down on the gas pedal.

The other, about 35 years ago, was during an affair with someone from my industry after a convention. Driving down the Sunset Strip about 3 pm, she felt adventurous and insisted on giving me a BJ while I was driving. I lost the wood every time we stopped at a traffic light but still reached the happy ending.

Ah, youth. Where are you when I need you?  LOL

Posted By: NDIB
liked to go down on me while I was driving.  A long time ago but brings back happy memories.

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