Supposedly in an Australian newspaper. Could not confirm.
A man from Woodbridge, West Australia went to the hospital to have his wedding ring cut off from around his penis.
According to the nurse attending the operation, the patient’s girlfriend found the ring in his pants pocket. She didn’t know he was married, and she was so mad that she used petroleum jelly to “slip” the ring around his penis while he was asleep. I don’t know what’s worse: 1. Having your girlfriend find out you’re married. 2. Explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your penis. OR 3. Finding out your penis fits through your wedding ring
Supposedly in an Australian newspaper. Could not confirm.
A man from Woodbridge, West Australia went to the hospital to have his wedding ring cut off from around his penis.
According to the nurse attending the operation, the patient’s girlfriend found the ring in his pants pocket. She didn’t know he was married, and she was so mad that she used petroleum jelly to “slip” the ring around his penis while he was asleep. I don’t know what’s worse: 1. Having your girlfriend find out you’re married. 2. Explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your penis. OR 3. Finding out your penis fits through your wedding ring
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