Dan was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the family business. When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died,  he decided he needed to find a wife with whom to share his fortune.

One evening, at an investment meeting, he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen.
Her natural beauty took his breath away. I may look like just an ordinary guy," he said to her, "but in just a few years my father will die and I will inherit $200 million".

Impressed, the woman asked for his business card. Three days later, she became his stepmother.

Women are so much better at financial planning than men.