I know a man who was a very successful manufacturer who seemed to disappeared from our midst.  Last night I was driving down the street when I saw this homeless person going through a garbage can and I realized it was my friend.  It was a sobering moment.  I said, "What happened to you?"

"Well, I went through 15 million like this," he said snapping his fingers. "You know, after I sold my business I always wanted a jet airplane so I bought one.  I'm coming out of Manila Airport, we had to abort the take-off, the wing hits the tarmac, bursts into flame, thank God we were all safe.  five million dollars, no insurance, out the window.

He said, "I was sitting in the south of France, I saw this yacht and I hear somebody's saying that the guy's going belly up.  I give him five million for the yacht.  We're coming out of the fjords in Norway, hit an iceberg, sunk, thank God we got out."

He said, "I saw this little girl in the Greek Islands...breasts, ass firm, tight, maybe twenty, twenty-three years old.  I married her.  Two years later she took me for five million in the settlement."

The lesson, I guess, that we can all learn is that if it flies, floats, or fucks -- rent it.