I'm looking for the raunchiest, nastiest pair of unshaven legs to ever traipse across this great city. Spare me the stories of highlight reel level 10 performance, I want the lethargic apathetic walrus that plows its way into the middle of the bed and waits for the caving in of the mattress to land you on top of her. I want the passive unflattering dolly that demands the funds upfront but is unable to count past the thickness of her ten fingers. The one that is so incredibly grisly that my penis travels back up inside my own body and threatens self immolation should I dare take one more step in her direction. Stop it, fellow hobbyists, stop withholding these fantastic stories of permanent erectile dysfunction, selfishly keeping life ruining exploits to your greedy selves. Share and share alike before these gems disappear forever and all we are left with are attractive and agreeable women who go out of there way to make us happy. How insufferable.
Great post. 20 years ago when I was young buck picking up street trollers I could definitely have hooked you up with something that met your desired level of skankiness. Now, thanks in large part to TER and it's bevy of reviewers I haven't hit anything below a solid 7.
Only after the long dark night can we appreciate the sunrise. Only after intense hunger can we consume the delights of certain kitchens. And it is only after an ill-advised rump with the hairy lipped grammar school milk lady that we can truly appreciate the enchanting women of TER
One of my favorite clients who has a brilliant dry wit was being silly on email in our communication between our trysts and he sent me a hysterical "review" that he had written for fun and good humor. I saved it and read it now and then. It still makes me laugh nearly 7 months later.
Here it is....... Her in call location had that old world atmosphere, sort of like Berlin in 1945. There was only one old woman asleep in her doorway to step over on the way to her apartment. I climbed the four flights of stairs to unit Z. There she was a BUG. Big Ugly Girl who has not learned the use of a razor. The dress she was wearing seemed to have a bright flower pattern until I discovered it was just food stains. With so few teeth I thought she would give a great BBBJ. Good thing I found out that nothing passes those lips that's not served on a bun. She mentioned she liked wine, so I brought a bottle. Apparently she customarily drinks straight out of the bottle, as I did not notice a glass that had been washed in the past few months. Her attitude toward sex was something like: "It's down there have at it."
osting personal information of members or providers, including content copied from their emails and Private Messages, is grounds for BANISHMENT. This includes PMs between TER and members
I'm sure you aren't referencing my post, because why would you presume that I didn't have his permission from our private emails (NOT TER PM's). He rarely is on TER even though he is a member, so I let him know before I posted his funny creative prose. Not only was he aware of my posting but we laughed about it when I saw him last week.
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