Some dudes are just nasty mofos. They are slobs and don't even know how to wash their own ass either. I have never had a complaint about my hygiene. In fact, the ladies always tell me they wish all the men they saw were as fresh and so clean as me.
Not bragging, just sayin' 
I hear you, sister.
I don't understand why SO many men don't want to shower! It takes 5 minutes. I'm not asking for a lot. Just soap on the perineal area and that includes the asshole. And the armpits, please. And wear deodorant! Please, you guys.
If you just showered an hour before and then sweat in the car for an hour, you're not fresh anymore. It's embarrassing for everyone if I have to ask you to go shower after you declined a shower. A lot of times I don't say anything because it is embarrassing, but if you aren't fresh, it's not pleasant.
Many guys who willingly agree to a shower forget to wash their butts, too. I know some people will think I"m gross, but you guys should know...it's not just the poop that makes butts stinky, it's the gas we pass! And it takes soap to get that clingy stink off of there.
And then there are a lot of guys who don't wear deodorant. I think they should. Period. Humans that don't wear deodorant have body odor. It's not manly to have a little stink. It's just a little stinky, lol. And the smell gets in my hair. That's the problem. And it can get on my linens.
I had the yummiest client last night! He did shower. He smelled like soap everywhere! Even his neck and his ears were clean smelling and tasting. I wanted to just eat him up! Honestly, is there anything more delicious to lick and suck than nice, clean skin?
Oh, I think it's getting hot in here.
By the way, we providers should realize that if we want you all to be fresh, we need to provide the necessaries: Disposable toothbrushes and razors, shaving cream, mouthwash and Dixie cups, lightly scented or scentless soaps and body washes, clean washcloths and towels, etc.
xox
I always arrive freshly showered, but will take another one if asked. I did see a provider (I won't review), who was trimmed and not shaved. She excused herself to pee and came back. I went down to enjoy DATY only to discover she didn't wash herself. I was greeted with the taste of urine. While I continued and eventually cleaned her with my mouth, I was grossed out and vow never to see her again
