I've generally paid providers with twenty dollar bills which I get from the bank ATM. I noticed that my bank has started offering hundred dollar bills in some of their new ATMs. Do providers find hundreds to be inconvenient compared to twenties or does it not make a difference?
... someone shows up with a huge sack full of loose change :-p
had a guest who decided to come play w/me rather then go get teased all night at the strip club. He paid the last 60$ in singles. It was kinda funny and we both left about it.
he just had no use for the 60$ in singles so made that the rest of my fee, I am pretty sure the other 240 was in 20's because we were laughing about it. Should have seen that wad, LOL
Ok it's late- and I'm being goofy- night night you horny $%!
Xoxo
V
providers always prefer the bigger bills..a much better fit in the envelope and easier to count..these girls are providers..not bank tellers..
I always pay with Twenty Dollar Bills. This way my Provider can spend it right away and not worry about trying to find change for a Hundred Dollar Bill.
Faster to count and fits in Wallet better. Of course.
But whatever is easier for the client is fine by me ;
Bigger bills are more preferred but tbh if i'm given 300, 400, 500 in all only 20's lol I promise I'll live! haha ![]()
I like to mix it up.
Atleast 1 $100, majority of 20s and finish with 2 5s and a 10...
Some times a gift card to somewhere nice as a bonus inside the same envelope
This is very thoughtful on your end and much appreciated. I get those little extras quite often, and I am very grateful for them all
they both pay the bills and in general spend the same so not issues either way.
The $100's are nice for a quick peek to make sure the donation is correct. Most providers have a "little" money on them already so no need to worry about us being able to spend it right away or change it.
Here are a few other small tips:
* Don't seal the envelop
* place the envelop down right when you walk in and decide you are staying
* wash up so you give the provider a discreet chance to check the envelop
Providers- after checking said envelop, discreetly put it somewhere safe. That avoids money being taken out, the whole thing disappearing etc.
Please keep in mind that these tips are not for dealing with regulars, and they can ease the minds of both parties new to each other.
Xoxo
VC
Advice. It is awkward to watch a lady count out a bunch of 20s - especially if she loses her count (lol)
When opening your wallet or purse... Draws less attention than a huge wad lol
I generally provide 100s and 50s. As noted before, easier to count and takes up a lot less space.
Olivia,
Would you take my 5 gallon bucket of change lol!!!
Is it filled with quarters?
A quarter is about 15/16" in diameter (or 15/32" in radius) and 1/16" in thickness. If you calculate the volume of this, you get 0.043 cubic inches (V=pi x radius squared x thickness). One gallon = 231 cubic inches, so five gallons = 1155 cubic inches.
1155 divided by 0.043 = 26,771 (actually a fraction over).
So 26,771 quarters fit in a 5 gallon bucket, although this may vary a little bit because of shapes involved.
This is equal to $6692.75
so yes, smartass...I would, and you could see me for a weekend with it. haha
By the time you counted it.
Silly rabbit. Should have had that bucket counted before you arrived!
Before I would have had a chance to pour you a cocktail, you'd be lugging that 200lb bucket to the bank with me for their change counter.
....sorry about the 3rd floor walk-up, if you back is hurting after we return from bank, I'll be sure to rub it out ![]()
Still counting Dam it !!!
lol!!!
Mind if I double-check your calculations, LOL? Your homework is to redo the calculations using metric measures ![]()
Since in US currency $500 bills are no longer in circulation (although still legal tender) and have become collector's items.
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