Bill:

Thanks for letting us know about the poor customer service we can expect from Krissys Club.  But dude, move on.  There are a lot of great providers in Chicago, some might even pass your rigorous standards.

You once stated that you'd be willing to pay $600-700/hr for the right provider (and I hope you'd be willing spend at least 2 hours with any of them).  At this point, I'd say just book a room somewhere on a Fri or Sat night, call up some agencies stating your preferences (yellow pages) and if the person that comes to your door isn't your type, send them away and call the agencies about finding someone else more to your liking or call a different one.  There are two agencies, they do good customer service, Michelles and Secretly Yours.  Both have websites with pictures of the ladies so you can narrow down your choices or just start calling random agencies to see if they have someone that fits your type.  After a while, you'll learn that there are providers out there that don't fit the image of the perfect beauty on the outside, but the service they provide makes them truely amazing.  And there will be other providers that just won't see you (racial preference, location, just feel too lazy tonight, whatever).  It's always nice to know which aren't reliable but there are a lot of other choices you can make to have an enjoyable time that it's not worth dwelling on the bad ones (unless you want to look like a stalker, and some providers already have problems with stalkers, both online and in real life).

So please, let it go.  Find a good time, put a good review out there, and become a quality member of this hobby.

Bob