Since more and more “older people” are texting and tweeting, there > > appears to be a need for a STC (Senior Texting Code). I wonder which > > one's I'll use the most…? > > > > > > • ATD: At The Doctor's > > > > • BFF: Best Friend Farted > > > > • BTW: Bring The Wheelchair > > > > • BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth > > > > • CBM: Covered By Medicare > > > > • CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center > > > > • DWI: Driving While Incontinent > > > > • FWB: Friend With Beta Blockers > > > > • FWIW: Forgot Where I Was > > > > • FYI: Found Your Insulin > > > > • GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low! > > > > • GHA: Got Heartburn Again > > > > • HGBM: Had Good Bowel Movement > > > > • IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On? > > > > • LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out > > > > • LOL: Living On Lipitor > > > > • LWO: Lawrence Welk's On > > > > • OMMR: On My Massage Recliner > > > > • OMSG: Oh My! Sorry, Gas. > > > > • ROFL... CGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing... And Can't Get Up > > > > • SGGP: Sorry, Gotta Go Poop > > > > • TTYL: Talk To You Louder > > > > • WAITT: Who Am I Talking To? > > > > • > > > > • WTP: Where's The Prunes? > > > > • WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Oil
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