I update often.

I swear some of the pics have photographic flash powder on them.

I love this one, especially when they list it for "new clients".    

Yes, multiple hours are highly preferred....... for the lady.  More money, less appointments, no problem!

But for the guy, he's wise to stick a toe in the water with a new lady first before diving in head first with multiple hour engagements.

99 percent of the time I see a girl call herself a MILF, I wouldn't do it for free

Then there is "I love greek",  yea she loves it so much she wants an extra 200 for it.

Girls who advertise as "low volume" on every board with every opportunity they are given.

"Back by popular demand"  means they either got locked up or tried another job and are back

No way would a hobbyist ask some of the those questions.

.....almost all of the verbage.  i often entertain myself by asking them what their real age is and many times they fess up.  i have learned that the gfe label is so inflated that i  find myself asking on the phone if they mean they kiss, bbbj, things like that and i cannot tell you how many times i hear " oh no, i don't do that"