I know this makes me sound like an insatiable “cum slut” (not really denying it), but I’ve just been masturbating waaayyyy too much, and not getting enough of the “real” thing (yeah, like I could ever get enough)!!!
Being a nymphomaniac is fun admittedly, but I go through toys much too fast (cheap friggin’ plastic #@$%&*). There is no truly acceptable “meat substitute” (wink, wink).
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