Have Christmas gifts to buy?  Tired of shopping for those high priced gifts.  Working all day and then spending your weekends and evenings in line at the Department or Electronics Store looking for the latest electronic gadget for the family?

Well, this XXXmas club is for you!  Imagine the sense of satisfaction you will receive after having some time to destress and share some holiday cheer with a hot vixen and having an extra $50 in your pocket for those last minute gifts?  Yes, you heard it here.  The more you visit me, the more money you will save.  You can save $50, $100, $150 or more throughout the holidays.  (Hey, this logic always worked on me when my favorite department store used it for their annual sales events, aka "the more you buy, the more you save).  *wink*)

As a XXXmas club member, you will receive premium V.I.P. service from none other than the boobalicious and totally sinful Chicago Icon, Sinful Sinthia.   (Yes, the same boobs that graced the pages of Gent Magazine on two separate occasions).

* Tired of wrapping presents, wrap yourself between my 36GGs and if I shake them, I think you may hear Santa's sleigh bells (or get a concussion).  

* Feeling chilled.  brrrrrr.  Let me wrap my warm arms and legs around you and warm your body.  Lets create our own body heat and make things HOTTTT!!

* Tired of talking to sales clerks, coworkers and your credit card company?  Let me do the talking.  My oral skills are unparalled (and tantric) as I slowly discuss the events of the day as your spirits RISE and your feeling of good cheer GROWS and EXPANDS and you EXPLODE with the spirit of the holiday.

* Feeling like sneaking away somewhere warm and inviting.  This XXXmas Club has its own Sauna or Steam Room.  Warm, wet and inviting.  Just big enough for your MEMBER.

* Ever wondered what it was like to ride in Santa's Sleigh?  I promise you a smoother, faster and wilder ride.  And we won't need Rudolph to lead the way!!  We may get lost in a bit of wanderLUST, but we will find our way back safe and sound.

* Thinking of XXXmas and snow covered mountains?  Come cover this 36GG snow caps with a thick layer of while, warm, sticky snow.  (Oops, did I really say that???)

* Not feeling that "holiday spirit and cheer?"  Let me be your HO-HO-HO!!!

So, how does this XXXmas club work, you ask???  How do you take advantage of those savings?  How do you put money back into your pocket for those high priced electronic gifts?

Its simple:

*  You book an appointment to "join" the club.

*  Take $50 off a 1.5 hour or 2 hour appointment, incall or outcall.  (Sorry, NO discounts on 1 hour appointments)

* Take $100 off a 3 hour appointment (or longer), incall or outcall.

* The same screening requirements apply.

*  For a limited time, XXXmas club membership restrictions on age are being lowered.   GENTLEMEN AGE 35 and up may join.  Please note for gents age 35-37,  references are required from a reputable provider.


So start saving NOW.  Your XXXmas club savings are awaiting you.  Let me bring the spirit of XXXmas back into your holiday, while helping you to save for the holidays!!!

Visit my website for more information or to contact me.  I am not always on TER and always hate it when gents write me requesting an appointment via the PM system.  SO PLEASE CALL OR EMAIL ME OR COMPLETE MY WEBFORM (found on my site).

THIS SPECIAL FOR TER MEMBERS ONLY and YOU MUST MENTION THIS SPECIAL WHEN YOU BOOK YOUR APPOINTMENT TO JOIN THE XXXMAS CLUB TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THIS SPECIAL SAVINGS PLAN!!!

I REPEAT, YOU MUST MENTION THIS AD TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF XXXMAS CLUB SAVINGS WHEN YOU BOOK YOUR APPOINTMENT!!!



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