Here's a valuable lesson I learned today.  When texting or e-mailing a provider, never abbreviate the word "standard" as "std".  It will get interpreted a whole other way!  Pass it on!

You do have a way with words.

Zig

Makes you think!

That was soooooo funny!!!!!!  You really through me for a loop with the std rate thing.  You silly billy!  At least I'm not completely dumb and figured it out eventually...

Yeah, from now on you should spell out "standard".  Hahahahaha!!!

XXX-Giselle

You should have just told him that you don't charge for extras?

There are NO extras with Giselle...ALL the hotness is included!