I had checked into a hotel on a business trip in Tokyo and was a bit lonely so I thought I’d get me one of those girls you see advertised in phone booths when you’re calling for a cab. I grabbed a card on my way in.

It was an ad for a girl calling herself Yumiko, a lovely girl, bending over in the photo. She had all the right curves in all the right places, beautiful long wavy hair, long graceful legs all the way up. You know the kind. So I’m in my room and figure, what the hell, I’ll give her a call.

“Hello?” the woman says.

God, she sounded sexy.

“Hi, I hear you give a great massage and I’d like you to come to my room and give me one. No, wait, I should be straight with you. I’m in town all alone and what I really want is sex. I want it hard, I want it hot, and I want it now. I’m talking kinky the whole night long. You name it, we’ll do it. Bring implements, toys, everything you’ve got in your bag of tricks. We’ll go hot and heavy all night;  Tie me up, wear a strap on, cover me in chocolate syrup and whip cream, anything you want baby. Now, how does that sound?”

She says, “That sounds fantastic, but for an outside line you need to press 9″.

J/K, I'm blonde but not THAT blonde!

Great joke, thanks!

Xoxo
VC

My question would be this?

If the hotel operator decides to be a provider in this instance, would her coming to the room in her hotel be incall or outcall?

Do you think travel fees applied?

It might depend upon using the stairs or the elevator.