I guess your reading comprehension skills are at a kindergarten level. It does not surprise me since your posts, at times, border on clueless. I know who it is behind the alias. Your writing style gave it away.
If you can't tell, I have no patience for laziness or lack of common sense. Too many posters do not bother to do any research. Why is using Google Image so hard? Hell, they don't even include a link of the lady they want info for. If you can't even do the simplest of things, why should we take you seriously?
Also, it is not our job to pamper and walk you into being a hobbyist step by step. Go to the Newbie board if you want that treatment. The Chicago board is very willing to help. But, if you are asking for recommendations, STATE YOUR LIKES AND DISLIKES. Don't simply say you're looking for a lady. The more details that are provided, the more likely someone will recommend someone in your strike zone. What a great concept!
Another issue are these people looking for informational handouts, yet they have no reviews at all. Sorry, but if you don't contribute, don't expect me to help out. There are too many freeloaders in society these days.
Finally, if people don't like my blunt style, that is too bad. You keep asking how to use Google Image....why can't you find out on your own? A few posters have already explained how to use it or where to go in order to learn about it. Yet, you continue to be clueless about it. Take the initiative and learn!! Why is it so hard to do this on your own?
Anyway, you want example of helpful posts, here there are [last 30 days]:
http://www.theeroticreview.com/discussion_boards/viewmsg.asp?MessageID=155936&boardID=10&page=1#155936
http://www.theeroticreview.com/discussion_boards/viewmsg.asp?BoardID=10&SortBy=DateCreated%20desc&SearchType=1&Author=chitownpimp&DayFrom=30&DayTo=0&MessageID=155780&frmSearch=1#155780
http://www.theeroticreview.com/discussion_boards/viewmsg.asp?BoardID=10&SortBy=DateCreated%20desc&SearchType=1&Author=chitownpimp&DayFrom=30&DayTo=0&MessageID=155677&frmSearch=1#155677
http://www.theeroticreview.com/discussion_boards/viewmsg.asp?BoardID=10&SortBy=DateCreated%20desc&SearchType=1&Author=chitownpimp&DayFrom=30&DayTo=0&MessageID=155671&frmSearch=1#155671
http://www.theeroticreview.com/discussion_boards/viewmsg.asp?BoardID=10&SortBy=DateCreated%20desc&SearchType=1&Author=chitownpimp&DayFrom=30&DayTo=0&MessageID=155485&frmSearch=1#155485
http://www.theeroticreview.com/discussion_boards/viewmsg.asp?BoardID=10&SortBy=DateCreated%20desc&SearchType=1&Author=chitownpimp&DayFrom=30&DayTo=0&MessageID=155445&frmSearch=1#155445
http://www.theeroticreview.com/discussion_boards/viewmsg.asp?BoardID=10&SortBy=DateCreated%20desc&SearchType=1&Author=chitownpimp&DayFrom=30&DayTo=0&MessageID=155154&frmSearch=1#155154
Your history on the board is well known and highly regarded.
He obviously has a lot of time on his hands.
Yes he dishes it out quite sarcastically in some cases, which is fine by me. And if you actually pay attention he does also provide valuable information on the Chicago board.
CTP is not a prick..just totally honest..he has given me invaluable advice via backchannel on more than one occasion..i respect his opinion and honesty..so do all the girls..that is good enough for me..
Posted By: seeker000
Yes he dishes it out quite sarcastically in some cases, which is fine by me. And if you actually pay attention he does also provide valuable information on the Chicago board.
Twice I have asked his opinion here, both times he wrote back with suggestions. This was with me
not having any reviews either, I still don't, but this is the year. He is Da Man and I always read his posts.
Hi,
.. he has provided useful info on the board & through PM's!! I've learned not to take his sarcasm, personally,( Im still laughing @ the Whaaambulance remark) & learned to dish it out to him when necessary! 
Posted By: seeker000
Yes he dishes it out quite sarcastically in some cases, which is fine by me. And if you actually pay attention he does also provide valuable information on the Chicago board.
For those CTP gets the information across in a way they may finally understand. Though it is amazing how many times people do not search threads, reviews and images.
ChiTownPimp has a right and has a good sense of judgement when it comes to his comments. Nothing wrong with him throwing out a touch reality and education to some questions that are offered out here. He can be just as genuine as he can be obnoxiously rude. But he's OUR (Chicago board) ChiTownPimp and I'm glad he's out here.
Bottom line... Think before you post and some people don't. When I post something I know who I'm going to hear from and who's going to make THEIR stupid remarks and who's not. It's expected.
When you hit that button on the bottom left "post message" you better have thought twice, re-read your post twice and be sure you know what your posting before you hit that button. That's all.
Just like high school your going to have all sorts of personalities out here especially when WE ALL hide behind a screen name. Get used to it, get over it and quit whining.
ChiTownPimp... I'm glad your out here (hell, you've taught me a thing or two), keep it up and I hope I'm never on the other end of your wrath.
Just my .02
SP
Posted By: chicagodude123
Does he ever post anything nice or help people. Usually when I see his posts he is just complaining about EVERYTHING he sees.
Most of the people here help people if they can. He is as useful as a freezer in Antarctica.
Im still new in all of this and by reading some of ctp's blunt responses has in fact educated me more times then not.
Nobody makes you click on his post to read it....my advice is if he is too straight forward for you then just dont read his posts but looking back over the last day or so I see numerous posts from you bashing him almost to the point of obsession.
Not sure why you care so much....this is a message board. Nobody forces you to sit there and be annoyed.
Why all the drama anyways? I mean really? were all here to meet new women and have a good time but I guess even in a place where its all about pleasure...drama always finds a way.
I for one like straight forward answers...if I say something dumb let me know...its the only way any of us learn....and if you have such thin skin that you get offended by a post on a message board maybe a message board isnt the place for you.
just my opinion
Looks like you got your balls cut off. Every post is correct..CTP provides valuable assistance to the Chicago Board..Actually posts notices when the hookers are using fake pics to deceive us all.. Better luck next time trying to stir up shit..
CTP has given more valuable information over the years on this board than anyone else here period! The only rant I have is when providers invade threads that are intended for us.
This review of Renata and Adrianna is one of my favorites. CTP once wrote a review of Renata and Dodda - the ultimate hobby experience...
(This specific review is gone, and I'm guessing that a Renata/Dodda experience is not available any more 
Back when that other board was so active, he was there all the time as were the premiere local pussy hounds, dishing it out and getting as good as they gave. Must be at least ten years ago or more. I went by the handle ellobo69 in those days. I suggest you utilize all that knowledge and wisdom of his instead of baiting the old croc. He doesn't suffer fools gladly. Back channel is the ticket.
Well he has experience. He has been with many women. I am just saying he tends not to give advise to newer hobbiests. He just assumes they should know what he knows.
I wonder if he knows it all, or if he ever needs help with anything? I mean I guess he might think he never needs help, and therefore can be rude. There is a saying if you do not want to behelpful keep your mouth shut.
And also - everyone has an opinion and everyone has an asshole, but sometimes they both need to be kept shut. If he does not feel that he wants to help a person with a question he can just not even state anything.
Back in school (high school/college) I wonder if the teachers treated him with sarcasm and rudeness, or was he just so smart he took over the class and kicked out the teacher.
Hang around and you'll begin to see the irritating repetitve questions from people absolutely too lazy to search first and ask questions later. I'd quit whining about CTP. He really is a valued source on this board. He may even contact you back channel about a new-to-the-area lady you've seen --well, maybe not you now but that's his operandus modi.
Edit: Here's an idea. Why don't you serve as the unofficial greeter? You can simply copy and paste the same old answers couched in a fuzzy warm welcoming statement
-- Modified on 2/2/2013 6:37:28 PM
But I have never seen CTP to be nasty or personal or offensive. (just visit the GD board for a few days if you want to see that) He does have a thing about people not doing their homework or leaving out crucial information from their requests. The nastyist thing that he's ever called someone is "lazy" . Yhat's just an attempt to educate. The OP may not like to be educated, but that's just too bad, as far as I am concerned.
. He also, as he says, does not like giving answers to those who constantly ask for information and who have posted zero reviews. One can disagree with that view, but it's certainly not at all unreasonable.
And he is very good with "public service " warnings.
There are many gratuitous assholes on these boards. If you think CTP is one, you need to get out more.
CTP provides the TER the reality that is often needed and many times lost. I consider him a huge and beneficial asset to our community. Kudos CTP!
Posted By: chicagodude123
Does he ever post anything nice or help people. Usually when I see his posts he is just complaining about EVERYTHING he sees.
Most of the people here help people if they can. He is as useful as a freezer in Antarctica.
I have seen conversational posts when he talks to others, but I have never seen him respond to a newbie without a jackass comment. I would be surprised if any of you can provide a link where he helped a new person with a question without being a jerk.
And I mean prior to this post. He can always go do one now, but that would not count. See if there is a point here he helped a new person. Once again without being a jerk. Help with a ride comment does not count.
If one is found it would be a rare site, and if 2 are found then the Apocalypse might soon come.
Help this guy out, will ya? Show us how it's done.
We've never played. I'm not his type. But he's always been one of the nicest guys on this board to me.
Don't pay any attention to him darlin'. I hope to get back to Chitown after the weather warms up.
Smiles and Kisses,
Anneke
Posted By: chicagodude123
Does he ever post anything nice or help people. Usually when I see his posts he is just complaining about EVERYTHING he sees.
Most of the people here help people if they can. He is as useful as a freezer in Antarctica.
