I have a question.  Some of my friends are taking me out for my birthday next week and have suggested that we go to a gentlemens club in Elk Grove Village called Heavenly Bodies. They said that for $200 I can go upstairs to a special "VIP" area with the girl of my choice and have fun for 1/2 an hour.  My question is this.  Does anyone know what $200 will get me in the VIP room at this place? HJ, BJ, FS?  If all I am going to get is a stripper teasing me and doing a little bump and grind but I can't touch forget it!  I am sure that for $200 I could find a provider to have alot more fun with for a 1/2 hour.

yeap....you go upstairs to the 'champagne room' as they call it and you get the same thing you get downstairs....you get a dancer that will give you a great lap dance(bump and grind vegas style), but u can't touch her and she sure as hell isn't going to give you a hj, bj, or any fs.....HB's is a fun place though.  It's only $10 to get in and all the beer you can drink, just tip the waitress $1 for every beer she brings you.