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Sounds more like a set up for grounds for divorce and huge alimony payments.

I am progressive, but still I get a little jealous. I never want my man/husband with another lady on his birthday. I can handle a 3 sum, or even a hour with an escort. But his birthday, away for a trip with another woman - HELL NO! That's a special occasion.

Thread carefully friend.

Kisses,
Vanica

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So last night the wife and I were planning something for my upcoming birthday.  I wanted to take her to the Sybaris (local romance (fuck joint) hotel chain) for some action like in the good ol' days.  Our lives are kind of hectic and because of it she doesn't seem very interested.  So she says to me "Why don't you take some whore there? It'll be good for both of us". Sounds like a green light to me.  Any takers among the fine professional ladies out there?

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Vanica834 reads

Sounds more like a set up for grounds for divorce and huge alimony payments.

I am progressive, but still I get a little jealous. I never want my man/husband with another lady on his birthday. I can handle a 3 sum, or even a hour with an escort. But his birthday, away for a trip with another woman - HELL NO! That's a special occasion.

Thread carefully friend.

Kisses,
Vanica

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Squeezylabeef756 reads

Posted By: Vanica
Sounds more like a set up for grounds for divorce and huge alimony payments.

I am progressive, but still I get a little jealous. I never want my man/husband with another lady on his birthday. I can handle a 3 sum, or even a hour with an escort. But his birthday, away for a trip with another woman - HELL NO! That's a special occasion.

Thread carefully friend.

Kisses,
Vanica
Yeah, I will not take her up on that flip offer.  Not with her knowledge anyway. ;)

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beyes5871015 reads

I was...so, you're not available? :-D

Run to Toys R US and buy a model and work on it on your birthday at home. If she asks, you can say it was a birthday gift to yourself.  Then after your birthday, have a belated bday gift of one of Chicago's finest.  Soon you will have a collection of models with fine memories associated to them.

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Squeezylabeef905 reads

Puzzles are my lame-o suburban husband socially-presentable hobby.  I'll have to find a 3D Marilyn Monroe one to keep the juices flowing.

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barryobama787 reads

earn enough cash to take your ATF fantashy hooker on a holiday to Vegas..

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Posted By: Squeezylabeef
So last night the wife and I were planning something for my upcoming birthday.  I wanted to take her to the Sybaris (local romance (fuck joint) hotel chain) for some action like in the good ol' days.  Our lives are kind of hectic and because of it she doesn't seem very interested.  So she says to me "Why don't you take some whore there? It'll be good for both of us". Sounds like a green light to me.  Any takers among the fine professional ladies out there?

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Sage of Chicago1359 reads

Trust me when I say main stream women do not want to share there men unless they just don't want them anymore.  So 1 of a few things just happened there....

1)she was most likely testing you to see what you would say, joking with her would have been a good one or telling her a false fact "No other woman has ever turned me on like you do and I want to get that back!" would have worked too.

2)she is trying to set you up, and since she knows where you will be and when it would be pretty darn easy for her to caught you in the act.  

3)she really does want you to go with a pro so she can get out of it.  VERY few normal women can deal with this option because we as women can be even more mentally and physically possessive of the men we love not wanting to share once we have what we deem as our alpha male.

Taking Occam's razor(the simplest explanation is most plausible) into consideration I think #1 was probably the right one.  

My thoughts are this can still be fixed though likely to cost you just as much.  Remind her of what she said the other day and tell her that it shocked and hurt you that she would think those things of you.  You love her and want her.  Maybe book a couples massage as a before dinner relaxing event, they do them with both of you in the same room to enjoy the legit massage.  Take her out for a nice dinner at a place you both will enjoy since it is your birthday.  And then have the rose petals(chicks dig this kinda thing) and champagne package added to your sexy hotel room.  Hold her hand, whisper in her ear and remember you have to do a little work to bring the romance back into your relationship.  When you set about trying to make her happy she will be all the more likely to make your world spin.  

Have fun, Sage

-- Modified on 1/27/2012 10:26:23 AM

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Squeezylabeef696 reads

Hey you don't want me to have too much fun with my wife do you?  If I do then I'll drop out of the hobby, and I'm a pretty good customer.  

Remember, 4 out of 5 dentists recommend sugarless gum for their patients who chew gum.  The 5th knows where his next Cadillac payment is coming from. ;)

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funtimes61855 reads

any hotel or motels names on this board. If you don't think Johnny Law is reading these boards you are only kidding yourself. The last thing anyone needs or wants is an uninvited third person knocking on the door.

Discretion is the better part of valor.

Be careful

Ft61

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OneGent1690 reads

The one chain he mentioned is kind of an exception. It's been discussed on the board many times, and the company literally advertises to couples that want to get romantic. (suites have pools of various sizes) I'm sure LE is reading this board, but they'll find way more civvy couples trying to rekindle, repair, or maintain their normal relationships than hobbyists activity there.

To put it another way, if the goal is to find a man and a woman pulling up to a place for the sole purpose of sex, that will be 100% of all occupants at all times there. I'm always for discretion, sure, but that 'chain' is different.

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Posted By: OneGent1
The one chain he mentioned is kind of an exception. It's been discussed on the board many times, and the company literally advertises to couples that want to get romantic. (suites have pools of various sizes) I'm sure LE is reading this board, but they'll find way more civvy couples trying to rekindle, repair, or maintain their normal relationships than hobbyists activity there.

To put it another way, if the goal is to find a man and a woman pulling up to a place for the sole purpose of sex, that will be 100% of all occupants at all times there. I'm always for discretion, sure, but that 'chain' is different.
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DexWhite81071 reads

If my last relationship taught me anything, whatever choice you make will be the wrong one.

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Posted By: pablorod
If my last relationship taught me anything, whatever choice you make will be the wrong one.

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giselle69711 reads

we don't like being dubbed "whores".  

I prefer "social butterfly with a twist".  Pretty nice way to put it or how about "sex therapist" or even just "groin grinding people pleaser".  Kidding!  Whore is fine just don't expect an invitation to MY birthday party;)

Happy Birthday Squeezy!

XXX-Giselle

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