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ed2000787 reads

It’s not difficult to make a woman happy.

A man only needs to be:
1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes

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HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Show up naked
2. Bring food

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crystalsky570 reads

LOL! Fun in the spirit in was intended, but if  a (robo)man had 2/3 of those "qualities/talents/etc", he would get tossed on his ass (and kicked in the jimmy) in my house as being a wee bit of a pussy. . .I like a little bit of a rebel, a bad boy. . but not an arrogant fool. . . can we work that into the list? LOL

Otherwise, LOVE IT!!!

--xoxoxo


PS. What if your favorite recipe, does that mean EAT IN or TAKE OUT. . .or even EAT OUT/TAKE LEFTOVERS . . and can I bring a girlfriend, or is this just a party of two in your pants??? LOL

I want to respond to many of these numbers!! LMFAO w/ my demented humor. . . .

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ed2000413 reads

one of my favorite sayings. . .

A woman needs a reason to have sex.

A man just needs a place.

Not me of course. And I only ascribe to the 1/3rd of those attributes that you find appealing.
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Which ones were those again now?  ;-)

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perfesser69353 reads

You got the last part wrong - or at least partially wrong. It should be,

"HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Show up naked
2. Bring BEER!

(... but don't interrupt the ball game.)

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ed2000439 reads

You can watch the game AND have a place to set your beer. ;-)

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perfesser69913 reads

Laughing so hard, my beer belly started jiggling.

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