A Hobbyist was with his Provider for the first time having...of course...lol..a Sexual Encounter...He asks her to "go downtown" so with a sigh...she gets on her knees in front of him and starts peering at his genitals...looking...and tipping her head...this way and that...studying the whole business....After about five minutes of this...he asked her in a sort of peeved voice, "Well, just what are You doing??" She replied, "I'm doing what I always do when I'm downtown with no money....Just Looking."
That was funny. I needed a good laugh this morning and I hope I never run into a girl like that. If I do, I'll tell her at this store she can get free samples.
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