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WineYouWendy See my TER Reviews 932 reads
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Bless you Perfesser on your candid reply!  Really, guys, there are lessons to be learned here!  If it's been more than an hour..or further "business" has come up...just ASK to freshen up before we ask you!

XO
Wendy

apropo1890 reads

why don't you go freshen up a bit there is stuff youcan use and clean towels...that she is being polite and really asking you to go wash your private parts!

to many complaints about guys who have been asked to wash up and they say no thanks I'm fine did it this morning or whenever but after going to the bathroom a few times you do stank down there!

So next time a lady offers you her bathroom to clean up just go do it, the gratitude will be there and you will enjoy yourself with her more!
Also if you don't shave down there at least trim it down, way down! nothing worse than picking curly hairs from your teeth!

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perfesser69996 reads

Thanks for the great advice, Traci.

What I try to do is shower IMMEDIATELY before departing for an encounter, after I have taken care of all bodily functions. I regularly (not just before a date) use hemorrhoid wipes to make sure I'm squeaky clean down there. And a few days before, I'll start popping anti-diarrhea tablets after each time. The two actions virtually eliminate skid marks.

Ive never had a lady invite me to freshen up when following that regimen, although I did ask to shower at the ladys incall after being out and about for a few hours.

My only real problem was when some garlic sausage I had for lunch backed up just in time for an afternoon date. I now carry a toothbrush and mouthwash in my hobby kit.
And I watch what I eat for two days before.

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Casey.Kasem1332 reads

Keep wiping my friend.

Related Link: Dedicated to perfesser99

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thick665 reads

Thats more information than I wanted to know, but I needed to know.....LOL......
I make sure I'm squeeky clean before visiting with a provider, but you did give me some good tips.....for when I'm more mature.....
Bless you my son.....

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techguychad866 reads

Is that both sides should just make sure they are as fresh as possible before said meeting between provider and hobbyist...EOS (End of Story)

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4mikessake1391 reads

Being clean and trimmed is obvious to the most casual observer. Attention to detail will usually get you great service. Pay attention boys ;-)

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WineYouWendy933 reads

Bless you Perfesser on your candid reply!  Really, guys, there are lessons to be learned here!  If it's been more than an hour..or further "business" has come up...just ASK to freshen up before we ask you!

XO
Wendy

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apropo715 reads

You know i have always loved your jokes! Ur jokes remind me of H&T.

after meeting you, I believe you have that regimen, as matter fact you were smelling very good and I genuinely enjoyed your laughter too!
no problem with you at all and I am sure its appreciated, seems you have quite a few lady fans!

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perfesser69694 reads

I care not what other males may post, as long as I can keep my ladies happy. From Traci's and Wendy's comments, perhaps others could learn from my TMI post. Just thought someone might benefit from my experiences.

But I've been accused of being "brutally honest" before, and probably will be again.

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apropo739 reads

thats rough even for you radcow! eeekk!
may the next tampon or sponge you run up against (knowingly or not), it gets caught up in your false teeth! lol!

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Radcow1312 reads

You are a shameless self-promoting pimp. You have no room to judge people. If you think men on this board don't know how to wash their asses, stand at your provider's incall with soap and water and ask them to wash their asses for admission. Until you do that, you really sound like someone that drinks a little too much.

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TazWantsSome878 reads

Come on guys...  

It is really sad, in this day and age, that this needs to be pointed out...

I bet these are the same guys who bitch and moan the loudest if the lady had any minor issue...

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Sinful1603 reads

I took a shower this morning, and its 3:30 in the afternoon.  Can I say YUCK!  Lets face it, we all sweat..  its nothing to be embarrassed about.

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4mikessake826 reads

Thanks for learnin them stinky boys Sin!!!!

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Badgirlbj588 reads

omg thanks so much for saying this! I tell ya if us providers could write reviews we could tell you some sh** hint hint no pun intended. Cleanliness is godliness

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