So I am panting today after seeing this ad on eros which seems to be a little too good to be true http://www.eros-chicago.com/files/175024.htm

  I googled her phone number and alas she morphed into this with a Gary Ind phone number http://chicago.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/check-out-this-ass-28/5829630

I wonder how many poor guys will think WTF when the door opens and what they will do?