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Adrienne Baptiste See my TER Reviews 2180 reads
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1 / 33
PSA for Hobbyists - Put the motherf*cking toilet seat DOWN!

If you are visiting a provider's incall whether it is a hotel or residence, always be respectful and put the toilet seat down. Also, don't forget to wipe down the toilet seat if your 'aim' was a bit off!  

Seriously, I see a lot of older gentlemen, and it bewilders me that a lot of them ignore this common courtesy.  

Last time I checked, women don't straddle the toilet seat and aim for the pisser like men do. So, put the f*cking toilet seat DOWN
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ed2000 31 Reviews 455 reads
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2 / 33
Men that pee all over the toilet seat has got to be one of my biggest peeves. . . .

But I respectfully disagree that it should be only men's responsibility to put the seat up AND down. Why do we have to do ALL the work? Why shouldn't this chore be evenly shared? How about I put it up and you put it down? If it's still up when you get there you then have confirmation that I took the time to put it up.

On a related note, lately at work in the men's room, there are so many guys that refuse to use or wait for the urinal AND then pee all over the seat that I've started putting the seat up whenever I see it is down. . . just so I won't have to clean it off in case I'm the next one in need of sitting there. It makes way more sense to participate in leaving the seat up than it is to have to keep cleaning it off.

Adrienne Baptiste See my TER Reviews 423 reads
posted
3 / 33
No, men don't have to do all the work, but gentlemen leave things they way they found it.

If my toilet seat lid was down when you walked in, then it should be down the way you found it when you walked in.  

I guess I was born in a different household where we respected each other's places and spaces.  
Posted By: ed2000
But I respectfully disagree that it should be only men's responsibility to put the seat up AND down. Why do we have to do ALL the work? Why shouldn't this chore be evenly shared? How about I put it up and you put it down? If it's still up when you get there you then have confirmation that I took the time to put it up.  
   
 On a related note, lately at work in the men's room, there are so many guys that refuse to use or wait for the urinal AND then pee all over the seat that I've started putting the seat up whenever I see it is down. . . just so I won't have to clean it off in case I'm the next one in need of sitting there. It makes way more sense to participate in leaving the seat up than it is to have to keep cleaning it off.
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Sage of Chicago See my TER Reviews 476 reads
posted
4 / 33
Honestly....

I think it depends on whose accommodation it is.  If it is an incall which was purchased by the woman then the seat should be put down.  If the accommodation is the mans then he can leave it as he pleases.

My peave is not leaving the seat up, it isn't that hard to put it down.  It is more that men seem to sometimes have really bad aim.  Cleaning my incall I constantly have to clean pee off the OUTSIDE of the toilet(yes in rubber gloves and a face mask! LOL).  Is it really that hard to aim it in?  I guess they are paying but it is really gross making me wonder how some get up and make it to work each morning if they can't even aim their wang.

Oh and gentlemen, if you even have to sit in the middle of the night when it is dark and you are 1/2 asleep you would see why women complain about toilet seat up.  That lower rim is COLD and you are likely to go for a dunk

PSampler 15 Reviews 341 reads
posted
5 / 33
How can a man who can hit a deer at 250 yards keep missing the toilet. EOM.



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emorf4077 69 Reviews 383 reads
posted
6 / 33
There are a few reasons.

First, I aim a rifle by looking down the barrel and using the site. Not possible with my Johnson.  Second, the velocity of the pee stream isn't constant,  meaning that the direction changes involuntarily. This is especially true for us older gents. For these reasons, I always go seated at a girl's incall. I think it the polite thing to do. To hell with masculinity.  I just proved that!

kayjaykay 26 Reviews 344 reads
posted
7 / 33
#1....

I think the ladies should put it in their screening protocol.  
That way the men will remember they were asked and they will remember to leave the seat down.
But #2....I'm with brother emorf...I'm older and I'm sitting to do a #1.
Post urinary drip is a pain and it's' easily avoided when sitting.

RevEJones 360 reads
posted
8 / 33
another thought ......

I don't suppose using the sink is a viable alternative ?
 

Posted By: Adrienne Baptiste
If you are visiting a provider's incall whether it is a hotel or residence, always be respectful and put the toilet seat down. Also, don't forget to wipe down the toilet seat if your 'aim' was a bit off!  
   
 Seriously, I see a lot of older gentlemen, and it bewilders me that a lot of them ignore this common courtesy.  
   
 Last time I checked, women don't straddle the toilet seat and aim for the pisser like men do. So, put the f*cking toilet seat DOWN.  
   
 

RevEJones 334 reads
posted
9 / 33
Re: ...go for a dunk...

probability of a "dunk" would depend on the disparity in size between the bowl and the "butt"

Posted By: Sage of Chicago
I think it depends on whose accommodation it is.  If it is an incall which was purchased by the woman then the seat should be put down.  If the accommodation is the mans then he can leave it as he pleases.  
   
 My peave is not leaving the seat up, it isn't that hard to put it down.  It is more that men seem to sometimes have really bad aim.  Cleaning my incall I constantly have to clean pee off the OUTSIDE of the toilet(yes in rubber gloves and a face mask! LOL).  Is it really that hard to aim it in?  I guess they are paying but it is really gross making me wonder how some get up and make it to work each morning if they can't even aim their wang.  
   
 Oh and gentlemen, if you even have to sit in the middle of the night when it is dark and you are 1/2 asleep you would see why women complain about toilet seat up.  That lower rim is COLD and you are likely to go for a dunk

PhilAnderz 22 Reviews 255 reads
posted
10 / 33
Good Will Hunting?

As has been noted, the rifle and the penis operate in entirely different ways.

That said, failure to show common courtesy can prove fatal in one instance and fatal to one's chances of a repeat visit in the other.  Indeed, it's not rocket science, brain surgery or quantum physics —or whatever your favorite simile may be for difficult tasks.

Jacque_Jenesais See my TER Reviews 318 reads
posted
11 / 33
Maybe he's trained to hit deer that are running all over the place! 😝 e



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GaGambler 394 reads
posted
12 / 33
Maybe for the same reason guys see hookers in the first place

For married guys, they get nagged at, they don't get sex, and they have to put the fucking toilet seat down at home. Maybe they are "rebelling" a bit by not only finally getting some sex, but hopefully not getting bitched at, AND finally being able to leave the seat up without having to hear about it.

Give me a fucking break, for several hundred bucks an hour (or even a few hundred Debbie. lol) you can put the fucking seat down yourself. Now pissing all over the seat is a different matter and pretty damn rude if you ask me, but some guys are impossible to house break. I do have to agree that you are paid to fuck, suck and make a guy feel like a king, but not to have to wipe up his piss like for a three year old.

For the record, if any provider were to bitch at me for leaving the toilet seat up, I guaranfuckingtee you that would be the last she ever saw of me. If I wanted a woman to bitch at me over petty nonsense, I would have stayed married.

nutandbolt 62 Reviews 180 reads
posted
13 / 33
toilet seat

I am a older gent and I am more aware of it now than I was in my youth. I pick the seat up and pee and if any splashed I get T.P. and wipe it and then put the seat down when I am done. Last of all I was my hands afterwards

Adrienne Baptiste See my TER Reviews 282 reads
posted
14 / 33
Paying a hooker doesn't entitle her to kiss your ass (E)

Posted By: GaGambler
For married guys, they get nagged at, they don't get sex, and they have to put the fucking toilet seat down at home. Maybe they are "rebelling" a bit by not only finally getting some sex, but hopefully not getting bitched at, AND finally being able to leave the seat up without having to hear about it.  
   
 Give me a fucking break, for several hundred bucks an hour (or even a few hundred Debbie. lol) you can put the fucking seat down yourself. Now pissing all over the seat is a different matter and pretty damn rude if you ask me, but some guys are impossible to house break. I do have to agree that you are paid to fuck, suck and make a guy feel like a king, but not to have to wipe up his piss like for a three year old.  
   
 For the record, if any provider were to bitch at me for leaving the toilet seat up, I guaranfuckingtee you that would be the last she ever saw of me. If I wanted a woman to bitch at me over petty nonsense, I would have stayed married.
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Jacque_Jenesais See my TER Reviews 208 reads
posted
15 / 33
Ok I'll applaud my own reply then. That was the best reply ever. E


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GaGambler 258 reads
posted
16 / 33
You charge $350 a fucking hour and still get pissy if you have to put down the toilet seat???

How is putting down a toilet seat having to kiss a clients ass as opposed perhaps actually literally kissing a client's ass which does sound like part of your job description. A job you get paid quite well for doing I might add.

I don't have a clues as to whether or not I put the seat down when I am done in a providers incall, I have been happily divorced for so many years that I doubt I am one of those "well behaved" housebroken (browbeaten) clients you seem to covet, but I have NEVER had a hooker go off on me over it, or even casually mention it in passing for that matter. As I said in my earlier post, I guaranfuckingtee you it would be the only time she ever got to bitch at me for something so trivial.

Speaking of "entitled" you are the one sounding entitled here. I can't imagine booking with anyone with such a bitchy attitude. You sound exactly like what most guys are trying to escape for an hour or two. I used to complain about Chicago "stealing" some many of our Dallas ladies, but they are welcome to you. Good riddance

GaGambler 243 reads
posted
17 / 33
It was "cute" I'll give you that

Personally, I think my reply was the "best" although I doubt the OP would agree. Remember how we used to joke around with Tobi about her being "cunty" I doubt it would be taken as a joke if I were to use that word in this thread:)

Some people really need to lighten the fuck up.

lisa0302 See my TER Reviews 386 reads
posted
18 / 33
Re: You charge $350 a fucking hour and still get pissy if you have to put down the toilet seat???

In all fairness, pretty sure the toilet lid was down, before the client was there.  

 
Carry on

 
 
Posted By: GaGambler
How is putting down a toilet seat having to kiss a clients ass as opposed perhaps actually literally kissing a client's ass which does sound like part of your job description. A job you get paid quite well for doing I might add.  
   
 I don't have a clues as to whether or not I put the seat down when I am done in a providers incall, I have been happily divorced for so many years that I doubt I am one of those "well behaved" housebroken (browbeaten) clients you seem to covet, but I have NEVER had a hooker go off on me over it, or even casually mention it in passing for that matter. As I said in my earlier post, I guaranfuckingtee you it would be the only time she ever got to bitch at me for something so trivial.  
   
 Speaking of "entitled" you are the one sounding entitled here. I can't imagine booking with anyone with such a bitchy attitude. You sound exactly like what most guys are trying to escape for an hour or two. I used to complain about Chicago "stealing" some many of our Dallas ladies, but they are welcome to you. Good riddance

Jacks_Acolyte 261 reads
posted
19 / 33
This is a most interesting marketing strategy you have here.

Thanks for helping me to screen. Good luck. You're gonna need it.

193892 42 Reviews 146 reads
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20 / 33
Where's the love? -eom


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Bitcoins 216 reads
posted
21 / 33
Re: This is a most interesting marketing strategy you have here.

Totally agree.  Has to be one of the most ridiculous threads I've seen a Provider start.  Agree on a good screen technique as I had her on my "list" but doubtful I really want to meet her now.    Saved a few bucks...!

Adrienne Baptiste See my TER Reviews 178 reads
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22 / 33
Why so salty? I will glady send you some money to get laid . .

. . . because from the General Discussion forum, Chicago forum, and Dallas forum, you obviously took precious, dick-sucking time to call me out on my bluff. Aren't you supposed to be on one of your extravagant and overblown psuedo-hobbyist escapades that you often post about?  

Also, do you really, really think that I talk to my clients in that kind of tone? Nope. Check my latest reviews. Also, if you don't like my posts, there is an ignore list on this site. Do yourself a favor and add me to it.  

Actually, I'm sorry if you feel the need to post a three paragraph rebuttal about your petty ex-wife. From reading your last post, I'd reckon that any woman would decline to see a misogynist and self-entitled boy that goes into a hissy fit over toilet seats and words typed on a screen.  

Oh, and on those friends of yours in Chicago that you mentioned in your latest PM threat . . . are they using aliases
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Adrienne Baptiste See my TER Reviews 253 reads
posted
23 / 33
^ Your reply was the best coming from a man who hides behind a handle and strokes his online ego. E


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Jacks_Acolyte 204 reads
posted
24 / 33
Good Lord you're an angry woman. And.......

that 6/6 review from 6 months ago does look outstanding! Well done!

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GramParsons 148 reads
posted
25 / 33
Re: Where's the love? -eom

Great album !

GaGambler 256 reads
posted
26 / 33
Maybe he left the toilet lid up and got himself an earful

Sorry Chicago, but after all the good and even great providers you've stolen from us, you were due to get a clunker.  

I mean honestly, what guy doesn't love to get bitched at for something as simple as leaving the toilet seat up when paying attorney rates for "company" I have had a couple of female attorneys in the past, I can just imagine them being so unprofessional to post a rant about male clients leaving the toilet seat up. lmao

London Rayne was a bitch on wheels and the guys loved it, somehow every cheap imitation of her afterwards has totally missed the mark. It takes talent to be a bigger bitch than the one your johns are trying to get an hours escape from and still have them like it, apparently it's a talent our OP hasn't quite mastered yet.

GaGambler 252 reads
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27 / 33
How do you "hide" behind a handle? it's a TER rule to use a handle

I suppose Adrienne Baptiste is your real name?

and did you really think you could make a "bitchy wife" type post without somebody taking issue?

but thanks for calling mine the "best"  

I guess you too deserve props for the best impersonation of a bitchy wife by a hooker. Congratulations.

CharlieBGood 3 Reviews 182 reads
posted
28 / 33
Pissy Attitudes

I think it's just common courtesy to thoroughly clean up any mess and put the toilet seat down. I show cleanliness and respect and enjoy the same in return. However, expressing a pissy attitude toward past or future clients seldom results in anything good.

Adrienne Baptiste See my TER Reviews 206 reads
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29 / 33
Re: Good Lord you're an angry woman. And.......

You can please everyone sweetheart.  

Posted By: Jacks_Acolyte
that 6/6 review from 6 months ago does look outstanding! Well done!

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Adrienne Baptiste See my TER Reviews 234 reads
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30 / 33
Trust me, GaGambler has been included on a lot of DNS lists

Of course you would take issue to it.  

You are quite fond of following any hooker who laughs at all your misogynic, hooker-hating, rate-whining posts.  

Yet you take great pride saying you're the best hobbyist to ever to type words on TER.  

Hmmm. Kettle? Pot?
Posted By: GaGambler
I suppose Adrienne Baptiste is your real name?  
   
 and did you really think you could make a "bitchy wife" type post without somebody taking issue?  
   
 but thanks for calling mine the "best"  
   
 I guess you too deserve props for the best impersonation of a bitchy wife by a hooker. Congratulations.
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Jacks_Acolyte 169 reads
posted
31 / 33
"You can please everyone sweetheart?" Seriously?

You might wanna proof before you post. Just a thought.

Jacks_Acolyte 126 reads
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32 / 33
Business pretty slow, eh? Eom


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GaGambler 172 reads
posted
33 / 33
Slow and getting slower after this train wreck I am sure

There is the "Girl Friend Experience" and then there is the "ExGirlfriend" experience. The first can be great, the second, not so much.

Angry, bitter and BSC. yes you certainly get the trifecta with her. Is it any wonder that she is now Chicago's "pick me, pick me" hooker to every ISO post? She may have changed venues, but she certainly hasn't changed tactics

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