A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:

"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be Strong, honey. I Love You."

To which his wife replied: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought You were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I Love you, too!"

They say that in a really great joke you see a little bit of yourself as a victim . . . nice!
(And great to see you yesterday!)

LMAO Now THAT was very funny

you surprised the heck out of me, and got a giggle. Well played.

Very funny!!!

Thats funny..I hope convict write a review too..lol

he finds the Vaseline, and not the Vick's.

Too much, I bit and swallowed that one whole-no pun intended.