An illegal immigrant approaches a working girl.·

"Hey, how much you charge for da hour?" he asks.

"$250" she replies.

In broken English, he asks, "You do immigrant style?"

"No" she says.

"You get $400, do immigrant style."

"No," she says, not wanting to admit she doesn't know what immigrant style is.

"You get $600."

"No," came her reply.

So finally he says, "OK, $1,000 you do immigrant style."

She thinks, "Well, I've been in the game for over 10 years now. I've had every kind of request from weirdoes from every part of the world. How bad could immigrant style be? And, after all, it is $1,000." So she finally agrees and has sex with him.

Finally, after several hours, they finish. Exhausted, the lady turns to him and says, "Hey, I was expecting something really perverted and disgusting. But that was kinda nice. So, what exactly is immigrant style?"

The illegal immigrant grins and says, "I no pay. You send bill to Government. They pay for everything."