I know I’ve given false alarms about moving before (hey, I’m a girl, I’m aloud to be indecisive), but this time I’ve got a house in escrow in another part of the world, so this time it’s absolutely for real...

As my often “tumultuous” (understatement) career in Chicago cums to a close, I leave with  mixed emotions, but I want to go out with a BANG (read into that any way you like), so LET’S HAVE A PARTY!!!!!

I’ve been promising to hold an “Ash Bash™” for a while, so it’s time to have the kind of blow-out you’ll be able to write to Hustler’s forum about.

The Specs: This will be like the bachelor party you’d go to if Larry Flint was getting married, complete with live “entertainment”, lots of “social interaction”, and some kick-ass “party games”.

All the local providers are welcum and encouraged to be there (great for networking and meeting new clients, all my Executive Club Members will be there, and will be looking for girls to replace me), and of course there will be no charge for you.

For the guys, I have to request a donation of $100 (this party’s gonna cost me a bundle), but you can consider it a house warming gift (wink), but for a night of fun, entertainment, and to be in a room full of Chi-towns finest ladies, it will be well worth it... The only requirement is, if you want to attend, you MUST be referred by a known provider (or you may book a date with me before then).

I have a very posh, huge, “private” downtown location in mind, along with catered eats, as well as some entertainment that will knock your socks off (can you park a horse trailer on Michigan Ave?... wink), but if someone wants to donate a better place, product, or service to the event, drop me an email.

I’m moving at the end of August, so the party will be REAL SOON... You must RSVP ASAP if you want to cum.

Email : [email protected]  /  Call: (312) 606-6517.


P.S. Those of you that want to see me “privately” before I leave should contact me early as well.

Hope to hear from you all soon...

Lust,  

Ashley  .