Having grown up mostly abroad, I have never gotten into the sport of baseball.  But, after going to a few minor league games, I think I can really get into it... In fact, baseball is making me soooo hot!!!  So, GO SOX!!!

Besides the tight fitting uniforms.. which are so sexy.  After I learned the terms used in the game, it made me appreciate it all the more..

Pitcher:  Someone who handles the ball.. *wink* thats usually me.

Relief Pitcher:  When a client has two providers and one of us takes a break.. the other one picks up the ball.

Bat:  A long narrow object that makes contact with the balls.. mmmm...*wink*

Single:  One provider, one lucky client...

Double:  Two providers, one extra lucky client...

Triple:  A client who will be needing a pacemaker or resucitation when the three providers are done with him.. but what a way to go.

Home run.. 1.  Where a client who is running late goes after the appointment, or 2.  what happens after the client has made it to third base.

Infield.. The area below the waist and above the knee of the provider..

Outfield..  The area above the infield.. which contains not one, but two mounds.. and big ones if they are mine *wink*

First base... some kissing and hugging on the couch to get to know the client.. also known as foreplay.

Second base..  fondling of the outfield area by the client by mouth (my personal favorite) or hand..

Thirdbase...  clothes are removed and the fun really begins..

Catcher..  could be either the provider's mouth or infield..

ERA..  average number of times a client hits a homer with a provider.

RBI.. the number of home runs the client makes.. the bigger the number... the better *wink*

Strike Out.. what happens to an exhausted client after the first or second home run and he is too tired to bat any further.

Grand slam..  The earth moves, the provider and client are reeling in ecstasy.  Yesssss!!!

Sliding into home... the client slides the bat into home base which is usually slippery and wet.. over and over again... faster and faster... until (see grand slam above)

Foul balls..  the condition of the clients balls after working out or sweating all day and BEFORE he takes a quick shower (emphasis on quick... as we want the fun to begin) at my place.

7th Inning stretch.. a rest period taken between homeruns.. and if its after the 6th... even better *wink*  to recuperate and talk

Night game.. an evening or night appt..

Double header.. a multi-hour appt... which means double the HOT erotic fun for us both *wink*

Triple header.. I hope you ate your Wheaties.. you'll certainly need it!!!!  I'm not good at resucitation, because I always get confused about where to put my mouth and blow???

So GO SOX... I'll be watching and getting horny in the process...