The surgeon had minimal problems untangling my hemroids from the paddle wheel of the snow blower I bought for my wife for Christmas....

She obviously failed to see what a thoughtful gift it was. You could have gotten her a shovel. Imagine what she might have done with that.

You should know that there are only two ways to handle a woman.  Unfortunately, nobody knows either of them.

A lot of the women seem to know. From what I hear, they handle each other quite well! LOL

a paddling?