*Newbie* - Looking for a provider and could use some recommendations. (SW Burbs)

I am new to the area and I live in another state at least 1-2 weeks out of the month (I'm a consultant) and am looking for a provider to meet with semi-regularly as working 90+ hours a week leads to some serious stress.

I've only used providers in Europe where it was legal and am learning the ropes of the whole verification thing...I was wondering if someone could point me towards a provider willing to take on a newbie and who does out-calls in the SW burbs?

I'm in my mid-twenties and supposedly handsome (if they're not lying to me anyway so am looking for someone who is in their 20's to Early 40's and has healthy proportions. I am hoping to spend at least 90 minutes together as I really need the distraction. I would like to do this in the next few hours if possible.

I understand that this may be a stretch but I thought that it was worth a shot to ask you guys since the discussions here seem to be pretty level-headed from what I've seen. Thanks to anyone who read this and special thanks to anyone who helps me find what I'm looking for.

P.S. If anyone has any recommendations for reading material and/or links to threads so I can pick up any helpful information I would be grateful if you would share it.

Thanks.